Bros Before Hoes

Whats good world. I'm getting right into it today. Earlier this week it was reported that Steve Nash's wife filed for divorce the day after having their child, talk about cold blooded, wonder how much $ she's gonna ask for to help her and their new child maintain their standard of living (If its that easy, I need rich wife i can marry and divorce so I can start collecting.) Then a day later I heard that Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives was divorcing her NBA husband Tony Parker. First thing that popped in my head was "damn, must not be cool to be an NBA wife anymore", but in fact, something way worse was going on.

Apparently Parker had been having an affair with his former teammate's wife. Yeah, dude he hooped with for 4 years, planes trips, bus rides, all that teammate stuff, and turns around and takes down his teammate's wife. I don't know whats cool in France and what isn't, but c'mon man, you cannot be fucking your former teammate's wife. What ever happened to bros before hoes? Now it appears that Tony's teammate Brent Barry and Tony's side bitch Erin Barry are in the midst of a divorce. It hasn't yet been reported on whether Tony and Erin's affair was going on while Tony and Brent were teammates from 04-08 or not, and it really doesn't matte when it happened. Men have a set of unwritten rules we abide by, Man Laws if you will. One of those laws is you don't fuck with ya homie's ex under any circumstances, that shit is unacceptable. You definitely don't take down another man's wife. And not for nothing, anyone seen Erin Barry? I mean lets call a spade a spade here folks, Erin Barry isn't a looker, she doesn't look better than Eva, and I'm sure Tony could ride through Texas, or fucking Paris for that matter if he's looking for a side bitch. Anything and anyone but ya teammate's wife man, that's low, Tony Parker is on some absolute sucka shit and needs his ass whopped behind this shit.  

(Tony Parker, Eva Longoria, Erin & Brent Barry)